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But while you're here, have a bonus joke...

A scrap of yarn walks into a bar. The barkeeper takes one look and yells “Get out! We won't serve your sort here!” The yarn reluctantly leaves.

Being both thirsty and stubborn, the yarn comes up with a plan. Kinking itself up, it ties itself into a knot and unravels some plies. Then, puffing out its chest, the yarn goes back inside and orders a drink.

“Hey you!” yells the barkeep, “weren't you just in here?  Didn't I just tell you to get out?”

“No,” says the yarn, staring him straight in the eye, “I’m a frayed knot!”